Dave Badun and WebCT…a love affair

hardblog:

1st Email

»> david badun 12/02/2009 2:38:42 pm »>
Hi WebCT,

How’s it hanging? I tried to log into you earlier and shit didn’t work. I tried the forgot my password and that shit didn’t work either.

I was wondering how I can access you.

Thanks,

Dave.

Response

»> webct 02/12/09 4:40 PM »>
Dear Dave,
Thank you for writing — I’m doing really well — it has been ages. I probably reset your password to your LORIS password, because I’m funny like that. My pal LORIS and I are joined at the hip, so to speak, so we typically use the same password. Please try keeping the same password for both of us.
Thanks,
WebCT

Dave’s Response

To: <webct@wlu.ca>
Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:42:36 -0500
Subject: Re: Password
Hi WebCT,

So good to hear back from you.  Thank you for your speedy response.  You and LORIS should try and take some time apart, I feel that it is hurting our relationship.  I remember the days when we used to hold hands and look at each other with those eyes that just scream “LET’S MAKE OUT!”…I miss that shit a lot.

Oh do you remember the time I tried to log onto you and instead logged into my favourite porno site?  We had a good laugh over that together didn’t we?

Anyway, I should get going…I have to log onto World of Warcraft and kill some noobs.

As always it’s been a pleasure…can’t wait to see you again…hopefully you wear that neat digital camo shirt you wore to our last sexual encounter.

love always and forever,

dave.

ps. our relationship would improve dramatically if you didn’t keep assigning me homework.

KISSES

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